The Lastest Crusade

Well, hello there. I bet you’re wondering why a Last Crusade blog post would appear in February, so far removed from the long-forgotten days of November. Well, that’s a very long and boring story, so why don’t we instead discuss the Last Crusade of 2021… 

This was a quieter weekend due to the weather. That did not stop the Heirs of Asgard from showing up in force.  There was a smaller agenda – mostly chill time with an all-day affair of folks playing the trivia game Um, Actually… This to be followed by a White Elephant gift exchange. And thus, costumes were donned, drinks were traded, and much merriment was had all Friday evening and into the morning. It was then that our Jarl Adam Treadway fixed us a fine breakfast of tacos! He is always a crowd pleaser. 

As folks began heading into the faire to go about their own adventures, some folks stayed behind to play trivia. There was strong competition, eventually filling out a three-bracket competition as folks filed back in from faire. The drawings, in particular, were remarkable. I am lucky to have such talented and funny friends. But just as things were fixing to get finished the weather took a turn for the worst. The rain came in earlier and more aggressively than expected – and just when it was supposed to stop the wind turned and we were stuck in the storm throughout the night. 

But Heirs don’t spook nor sit idly by! Emy Blakeny set a fire for us to keep us warm. There wasn’t much room and folks kept shifting to stay out of the smoke, but they made it work. To help with this a construction project got started on the other side of camp. Twin tents were being erected to cover the whole site and keep us dry. Half a dozen at least jumped at the chance to help. Because of the incredible spirit these Heirs showed, the tents were finished and set in place in less than 45 minutes – tables and chairs included! We turned that campsite around on a dime, y’all that was awesome. 

Through all of this, there was one person of particular note: Chris Jones had once again jumped into the mix to help with a camp project. And in light of the excellence he once again showed amongst his fellow Heirs he was voted in as a member on the spot – a first in my time camping with this crew!  

With the weather out of our face we set up for dinner. Hot, filling chili made by David Nowlin. It was perfect for a cold and rainy day. The games were to be rejoined after we’d all had time to get some food into our bellies and trade tales of the day’s exciting conquests. 

After a beat to gather our second wind, we began our White Elephant – and folks you are never going to look at Twinkies the same way again. I have never – never ever and not in all of my years – seen a holiday party game get so widely out of hand. There were some amazing trades and gifts both adorable and absurd, but the undeniable fact of the evening is that Mat Keech bringing a $30 box full of twinkies was a masterstroke of comedy genius. Geordan Major, you will recover someday. Until then, enjoy your lifetime supply of Twinkies. It will continue to be paid in installments. 

The White Elephant had ended, laughter was filling the campsite. The fire and the beer were together doing the lords’ work.   And after a moment to breathe, we went back to the finale of Um, Actually…While there were many winners, there could only be one Champion – or so we thought!  Laura Golden and Peter Pinard slugged it out through 3 rounds of overtime and could not break their tie – and eventually ran me out of questions to ask! 

In the end, it was clear that the only suitable solution for such a display of mental fortitude was to crown them both champions, and they both won their very own Golden Dickasaurus Rex. And yea, much giggling did occur within both of their tents for the rest of the evening. 

And that was the agenda. From there, We served cocoa with options to spike, and sang, and told stories, and went wildly into the night dodging rain drops and seeking yet more adventures. But those are tales for another time…

We woke the next morning and ate a cold breakfast – it was final weekend so the whole site had to be cleaned up. Many hands made light work – we were in and out in only a couple hours. And then toward home again. There were so many lovely people out there with us this weekend and I just want to thank all of you for coming by and being excellent. Come again any time! 

If you have anything you want to add, get in the comments and share the love.

DEUS VULT, MY FRIENDS

Always keep the faith.

The Lost Crusade

Well hello there. I bet you’re wondering why a Last Crusade blog post would appear in May, so far removed from the long-forgotten days of November. Well, that’s a very long and boring story, so why don’t we discuss the Last Crusade of 2019. A bolder time, long before Miss Rona…

This was an exceptional weekend. And to the great delight of many, not only was this a great party, this might have been the best crusade to date (Take THAT People’s Crusade).  Here’s a quick run-down in no particular order of importance:

The Games: There was a game show, drinking games, and a white elephant.

With Um Actually… People were screaming, bells were ringing, and when incorrect statements were heard for a full season after that, it was common to hear someone pop off with “um, actually…” even after we returned to real life (I’m looking at you, Tredder) A good time was had by all and to everyone who won a round, I hope you appreciate the token you won – which was designed by our own Magpie.

The drinking games were happening all around and not just in our patch of the woods. But at this beer pong table PJ showed his stripes as a prime contender. Meanwhile Mr. Mitts lost every single match and ended Saturday night WASTED as a result. Good job.

The White Elephant was a nonstop screaming match – and David Nowlin looked ready to end friendships after losing that pirate decanter to a steal. So, to whomever won that (PJ) I would encourage you to get that man a drink. In the end, the largest gift exchange I have been a part of yet and I was overjoyed to take part. And for god’s sake, next year please steal slightly less from Chase. They guy had his hand on nearly every single gift at one point or another due to the sheer amount of time he got jacked. Okay, maybe do it again, it was funny.

The Amount of friends we had with us was tremendous, more than ever before with Last Crusade with at least 37 people camping along and at least a hundred more swinging by to say hello and drink with us.

But wait, the joy of this weekend does not end here because there are some desperately needed shout outs!

Sarah Davis is hereby the hero the Heirs deserves and I will be speaking with relics to see about putting together a proper prize fitting of this help – her powers of observation did not fail her and she saved dinner by making sure it was put under ice in a timely fashion.

Jenn was the wheels on that drive with Sarah and her car knew the way – going so far as to blast eye of the tiger as soon as the adventure began (good choice).

Peter and Mat both deserve massive praise for their continuous attention to detail and keeping the party going – gents you were incredible.

Aurora was the winner of Um, Actually… and has won Peter’s Definitely Not a Trap Cup. Congratulations Aurora, fill that cup until it runneth over, you earned this.

Every single person, Joe, Adam, PJ (especially PJ), Ryan, EVERYONE who worked the bar – we pulled $183 dollars in donations from our fans and friends (thank you all so much) and floated FIVE of the kegs. Brew Crew, please give us an estimate of how many of the 55 gallons were left at the end of the weekend. I would love to know.

And finally, this: This was the finest weekend I have had the pleasure of attending and it was the best party I have ever been to. If you have anything you want to add, get in the comments and share the love. I, for one, am anxious to hear of more adventures.  

DEUS VULT, FRIENDS

Always keep the faith.