Aegir’s Ball

The weekend started as they all do, on Friday. Cars that extend into the distance and seem to go on forever. The rush hour. I wasn’t planning on leading this raid, but by god will I pick up the shattered pieces of my friends dreams and make them a reality.

And there were tights.

I was flying by the seat of my pants, with no plan, tents that liked to go belly up at a moment’s notice, and a list of quests that got ignored. Having to deal with Jarl Greybeard, TRF Drama, and getting everyone to know what’s going on was a war unto itself. The rules of the game were by the seat of our tights, but nobody else would know. I followed the adage of “play silly games, win silly prizes” and provided “adult snack packs” which consisted of carbonated juices and little debbie packages. The 4 winners were… Caleb, Golden, Klein, and… Sorry, I was drinking that weekend. I don’t remember. There was a big shuffle where people got to sit at tables, and dinner was acceptable. It was actually a blur where I got to sit down for 10 minutes because I was coordinating the induction ceremony.

But back to the tights.

I remember handing out all the badges on Sunday, and I know I didn’t get everyone. We actually ran out of badges. I don’t remember all who showed up, and I think I delegated attendance to Josh, or maybe it was Greg. There was only one thing that I remember clearly from the weekend and that was Sunday Morning. Adam said to me the quote of the weekend:

“That was a great raid.”

Baldur’s Bangarang: Bacon Bonanza

The good ship Bacon has entered Sherwood Forest! Huzzah! Let there be much rejoicing and delicious pot luck on the ship’s Friday Night landing. Friends, old and new, meeting up to swap tales of the past weeks. Unfortunately, two of our friends, Joe Kaluza and Jenn Treadway, were missing. Joe was assaulted by an explosive keg and could not be with us. My old noggin cannot produce the reason why Jenn could not join us, but both have completely recovered from their associated maladies at the time of now.

Breakfast on Saturday morning was greeted with a hearty song. Bacon Pancakes song is now a morning tradition for the Bangarang, as is the accompanying bacon pancakes! Everyone loved the food (except Klein) and everyone loved the song (except Luis). What a way to start the day off with maximum fanfare and joviality! Huzzah!

Then it was time for the quest. The most dangerous and perilous quest, of which only 12 people completed. The quest that would not have been possible with out the timely intervention of Lady Amelia. Special thanks to her! The quest comprised of simple riddles, but the Nightmare Beasties beset the quest by using Runic powers to hide the questions! Only by undoing this obfuscation could our amazing adventurers aptly reply to the raucous riddles. Only those who aided in the endeavor will sport the prized Bangarang Badge. Huzzah for our champions!

Once the quest had been satisfied, it was then the tummy’s turn. Satisfaction came in the form of Spaghetti scalded in chicken broth, smothered in Bacon and Tomato Alfredo, and topped with Seasoned Grilled Chicken. Only a sprinkling of Parmesan was needed to catapult this concoction into the Halls of Legend. Whether it will retain its place is up to next year’s Odin’s Chefs.

With the quest completed and dinner served, the Bangarang continued with great revelry and merriment until Sunday. Morning greeted everyone with Meats, Cheeses, and Buttered Tortillas. A delicious end to a most epic encounter. Everyone left with naught but memoirs of their achievements and memories of the Bangarang. May it not be their last.

Together, We are Tanks!

The Balduron